How to Make Your Bed:

How to Make Your Bed:
 Step 1: Throw everything off your bed
Step 2: Put the pillows at the top side of your bed near the headstand
Step 3: Organize them nicely in a straight line
Step 4: Put your cover back on the bed
Step 5: Straighten it out neatly and flatly
Step 6: Make sure your cover is equally draped on both sides
Step 7: Why are you doing this?
The key to making your bed is to not do it, because you're going to sleep in it within 24 hours anyway, and who cares about their bed being made? Beds are made for jumping in them, sleeping in them, pillow fights, and other things that aren't to be discussed. You see you need to have your bed the way you like it, and it is just going to waste many precious minutes making your bed every morning. Wouldn't you rather sleep for an extra five minutes? I would. So if you want to make your bed every morning than do it. Otherwise don't.

Big Red

Just Go With It:

Just go with it, if you never worried about every single detail, than you wouldn't be a women. Just kidding, If you didn't ever worry and just went with it, where would you be? Who would you be? If life just went on and on and on, all we would do is sit there breathing helplessly until our last breathe on this vacant earth, because no one would care about a job, an absence at school, their family or friends, if you never worried, than you have never truly lived. The things that drive us are the things we want, need, and love. We worry about all those things. Why? I don't know, we're human I guess. So for the things that matter I'll worry and fight for them ,and the things that don't I'll just let them go.

Newspaper

Rights for sports will run the world.

Time

Time, starts, stops, ends
Time, endless, forever, and never
Time, once, has, memories
& it never ends
Time, lives, clock, seconds, minutes
Time, leaves, goes, endless
Time, travels, back, forth
& it is endlessly awaiting you
Time, calls, does, not, forget
Time, can, will, still
Time, crush, crunch, crash
Time, goes, on, today
& you never can go back
Time, living, dead, breathing
Time, older, wiser, crazier
Time, relax, cry, mad
& and you're always living it
Time, like, a, bomb
Time, America, world, continents
Time, running, away, you
& it goes on..................

Time, Time, Time

Grand Theft Poetry:

The original has no consistency, even before the kings and the grave, and the barrows, but we'll never let it go.
On Tuesdays with Morrie we discussed
It was dark in Eragons cell, when he sat up with a start.
He said, "Dear Santa, I like your beard, and I have whiskers too."
Mr. Zinkoff giggles.
Then he says, "all in all bro, I thought I had a pretty good spring."
So Holler if you hear me.
"No Egyptian drink! You've heard of hot chocolate."
"Not a coffin." I say
I had a date with Destiny, 20 thoughts after, when I woke up I didn't know where I was
But the Holy Spirit accomplishes all through me
His eyes reflect his puzzlement of it all, but only briefly because we're on camera
"Oh" Lebron said.
"I'm just doing my homework."
"So stop that noise!" Screamed Atticus
I thought that was a good strategy.
And in fact, relaxation and creativity go hand in hand.
"Hey" Bacon called. "Eragon over here."
So the intellectual differences among races is a subject that only the most politically indifferent scientist did.